Maude White

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My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

#YouandIFragranceShoot onedirectionfragrance.com

9/13/14

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

The essence of Lirry:perform some kind of weird mating dance. Phoenix 9/16/14. 

groovystyles:

I JUST STARTED SCREAMING FROM LAUGHING LIAM WHAT AEE TOU DOIJG O UUUIJ

groovystyles:

I JUST STARTED SCREAMING FROM LAUGHING LIAM WHAT AEE TOU DOIJG O UUUIJ

heyfunniest:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

wob wob wob

heyfunniest:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

wob wob wob

enemy0fthew0rld:

I am so glad someone finally made this

heartachelucas:

THIS IS THE BEST TWEET, HANDS DOWN.

heartachelucas:

THIS IS THE BEST TWEET, HANDS DOWN.

zebablah:

refined-grace:

"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in." 

I love this. I LOVE THIS. I love this. Children need to see this. Adults need to see this.

damn her skin is everything her arms as toned as fuq i am so stressed

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

niall-horan:

damn…. shes 1D AF

niall-horan:

damn…. shes 1D AF

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under